Dogs · by Sara Hosseini · 2026-08-29

Guest asked why my frenchie was 'purring' from the hallway

I had to explain that no, that's just Bernard asleep. The little dude snores so steadily it sounds mechanical, like somebody left a very tiny appliance on.

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Aisha Jacobs · 5 likes

My parents' bulldog sounds like a struggling accordion

Valeria López · 4 likes

We genuinely checked the air purifier the first week we had him

Maia Brown · 3 likes

Tiny appliance is exactly it

Linh Tran · 1 likes

I've had to mute work calls because of frenchie snoring in the background

Solar Baker · 4 likes

Short-faced dogs are built with surround sound