Cats · by Noah Miller · 2026-08-29

british shorthair discovered my work chair and now apparently has a salaried position

Beans waits until I stand up for coffee, then clocks in. She stays exactly long enough to make me late for meetings. Very solid commitment for a cat that contributes nothing to rent.

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Imogen Clarke · 6 likes

Counterpoint: she contributes morale.

Maya Putri · 0 likes

The calm-faced breeds are the funniest because they look so serious while being ridiculous.

Emir Kaya · 3 likes

WFH with a cat means losing every seat in your own home.

Noah Miller · 2 likes

She also steals the spot with the best fan angle. HR nightmare

Kabir Khan · 1 likes

Sounds like she understands office politics better than most managers.

Minh Nguyen · 1 likes

My cat's job title is Senior Chair Warmer and honestly she's crushing it.