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Cats · by Marco Conti · 2026-08-31

does anyone else's cat escort them to the bathroom like a tiny security detail

Not a complaint, just fascinated. If I go at 2pm? escort. 3am? escort. Shower? intense supervision. My partner gets this treatment maybe 20% of the time, so apparently I'm the one under protection.

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Kabir Khan · 3 likes

My husband gets ignored but I get armed guard service. No idea why.

Marco Conti · 0 likes

okay good so this is a known union role

Mango Fern · 2 likes

I get the escort plus the under-door paw if I don't allow entry.

Milan Visser · 2 likes

You're part of the colony. They don't like you being alone near water.

Lucas Dubois · 0 likes

Yes. Mine believes bathroom vulnerability is a serious matter.

Camille Dubois · 0 likes

Cat logic: privacy is suspicious.