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Cats · by Quiet Noodle · 2026-09-02

text meme: cat ownership is just being audited by a roommate with no income

Why are you in the bathroom. Why is the door closed. Why is dinner four minutes late. Why did you buy that chair if not for me. No further questions except all questions.

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Bianca Santos · 9 likes

"Why did you buy that chair if not for me" should be on merch.

Imogen Clarke · 8 likes

And they still somehow judge your spending.

Léa Bernard · 1 likes

No income but enormous oversight powers.

Avery Johnson · 1 likes

Add: why are you crying and may I stand on your sternum about it