4:03 pm is apparently the official golden retriever meeting sabotage hour

Midnight Runner · 40 likes

This is way cuter than my dog's method, which is dropping the slobbery ball directly into my lap during calls.

Wanjiku Mwangi · 36 likes

Goldens having a union-negotiated end of day is a universal truth.

Wanjiku Mwangi · 10 likes

Retrievers are uncanny about routine. My old one could tell Friday from Tuesday somehow.

Mateo Ramírez · 14 likes

Sunny knows Fridays because I wear jeans more often. not joking. apparently denim means freedom.

Ethan Brooks · 1 likes

Denim-based timekeeping is incredible.

Lukas Huber · 5 likes

Have you leaned into it and made that your walk slot?

Mateo Ramírez · 0 likes

Yep. I stopped fighting it. Now 4:10 is our block loop and my brain is weirdly less fried after work.

Tanvir Rahman · 5 likes

Mine doesn't know time but absolutely knows the sound of me saving my last spreadsheet.

Amelia Hughes · 5 likes

Honestly healthier than whatever my own brain would choose for me.

Angel Reyes · 3 likes

You accidentally built a healthy boundary coach and I love that for you.

Brave Comet · 3 likes

breathing optimism into my elbow is such a dog-specific phenomenon

Ngozi Bello · 1 likes

Mine starts the campaign at 3:42 and escalates to paw taps by 4.