Dogs · by Tiny Sparrow · 2026-09-03
allergy test quote for my frenchie was funny until I did the math
Went in for 'persistent paw licking' and left with a printout that somehow escalated into derm visits, Apoquel talk, and maybe testing later if we hit a wall. I love this squishy goblin but wow he is not a budget hobby.
62 sparks · 7 comments
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Minji Kim · 21 likes
Mine is allergic to grass, dust, and apparently being alive in July.
Bianca Santos · 3 likes
I joke about the bills but the constant itch made me so sad for him.
Tiny Sparrow · 2 likes
Same. That's the part that gets me. If it was just money I'd be annoyed, but he's miserable.
Tanvir Rahman · 2 likes
Paw licking is such an expensive hobby for them.
Felix Weber · 2 likes
Frenchies are subscription services.
Sleepy Comet · 0 likes
Derm appointments helped us more than random food switching ever did, for what it's worth.
Noah Miller · 0 likes
The intake fee is the cheap part, cruelly.