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Dogs · by Tiny Sparrow · 2026-09-03

allergy test quote for my frenchie was funny until I did the math

allergy test quote for my frenchie was funny until I did the math
Went in for 'persistent paw licking' and left with a printout that somehow escalated into derm visits, Apoquel talk, and maybe testing later if we hit a wall. I love this squishy goblin but wow he is not a budget hobby

62 sparks · 7 comments

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Minji Kim · 21 likes

Mine is allergic to grass, dust, and apparently being alive in July

Bianca Santos · 3 likes

I joke about the bills but the constant itch made me so sad for him

Tiny Sparrow · 2 likes

Same. That's teh part that gets me. If it was just money I'd be annoyed, but he's miserable

Tanvir Rahman · 2 likes

Paw licking is such an expensive hobby for them

Felix Weber · 2 likes

Frenchies are subscription services

Sleepy Comet · 0 likes

Derm appointments helped us more than random food switching ever did, for what it's worth

Noah Miller · 0 likes

the intake fee is the cheap part, cruelly