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Ask Orbit · by Noor Janssens · 2026-09-05

what's the weirdest thing your office fridge thief ever took?

Someone in our floor kitchen ignored the fancy yogurt, ignored the energy drinks, and stole half a raw red onion from my paper bag. Not the bagel next to it. Just the onion. I need stories because this feels targeted lol.

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Avery Johnson · 8 likes

My coworker got his birthday slice stolen but they left the candle stuck in the plate. Pure disrespect.

Arif Hasan · 5 likes

A guy at my wife's hospital had his labeled breast pump parts disappear. That one turned into a full angry email chain.

Cedar River · 2 likes

People get real feral around communal kitchens.

Noor Janssens · 0 likes

ok that wins and also loses. that's deranged.

Ethan Brooks · 5 likes

Half an onion sounds like somebody was cooking in the break room and realized too late they had no ingredients 😭

Curious Panda · 2 likes

Back in 2019 somebody took my soy sauce bottle. A whole bottle. We worked at an insurance office, not a sushi bar.