Ask Orbit · by Noor Janssens · 2026-09-05
what's the weirdest thing your office fridge thief ever took?
Someone in our floor kitchen ignored the fancy yogurt, ignored the energy drinks, and stole half a raw red onion from my paper bag. Not the bagel next to it. Just the onion. I need stories because this feels targeted lol.
9 sparks · 6 comments