Cats · by Ethan Brooks · 2026-09-07

boarding place sent me a report card and she got "opinionated"

My siamese apparently "prefers breakfast to arrive promptly" and "vocalizes when standards are not met." Fair. Accurate. Hurtful.

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I love boarding notes because they read like elementary school progress reports.

She also got a gold star for brushing tolerance, so we focus on the wins

Mine got "spirited." I still don't know what happened.

Jan Nowak · 0 likes

That is the politest possible way to write "screamed at staff."