Dogs · by Zofia Kowalska · 2026-09-08

Standard poodle solved the food puzzle faster than I could make coffee

Bought one of those treat boards thinking it would occupy Ivy for a while. She finished it, brought it back, and stared at me like the service was slow.

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Quiet Fern · 8 likes

People sleep on that breed because of the haircut stereotype

Can Arslan · 4 likes

I rotate toys because mine memorizes the mechanism in one day

Huy Le · 9 likes

This is why I stick with labs. Lovable, less likely to unionize.

Zofia Kowalska · 2 likes

Same. She now watches where I refill them which feels like cheating

Camila Rocha · 1 likes

Poodles are lowkey too smart for the rest of us

Aarav Sharma · 3 likes

Give her a clipboard and she's management now