Dogs · by Khalid Al Zahrani · 2026-09-11

How many nicknames does your dog have vs their government name

Actual name is Clementine. Current aliases include Bean, Beanie Girl, Madam, Traffic Cone, and The Department. Wondering if everyone else spiraled this far or if I need hobbies.

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Youssef Mahmoud · 8 likes

Officially Murphy. Realistically? at least nine names.

Rapid Sparrow · 2 likes

Government name is taking me out

Urban Baker · 2 likes

We call ours 'sir' when he's being impossible which is often

Huy Le · 1 likes

If you don't have weird nicknames are you even attached to the dog

Hamza Malik · 1 likes

Traffic Cone made me laugh out loud

Luca Bianchi · 3 likes

She once wore a soft cone for a hot spot and the title stuck