Crypto Cafe · by Quiet Sparrow · 2026-09-14

My friend only buys whatever TikTok shills and somehow beats me

I have docs, watchlists, token unlock calendars, and enough tabs to alarm a therapist. He buys whatever shows up on his feed with the most comments calling it stupid, takes profits faster than I do, and then goes back to coaching middle school basketball. There is no justice.

19 sparks · 5 comments

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Sofía Hernández · 30 likes

TikTok traders either outperform insanely or vanish. There is no middle.

Rapid Mango · 16 likes

He has the secret advantage of not overthinking the life out of every entry.

Jasmine Cruz · 6 likes

Your friend is basically the guy every quant fears: random and lucky.

Paper Runner · 5 likes

The market loves humiliating the diligent.

Quiet Sparrow · 4 likes

He's also impossible to argue with because he doesn't care enough