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Cats · by Sofía Hernández · 2026-09-16

I thought giving the kitten a cardboard castle was enrichment. apparently it's a tax office

She drags receipts, twist ties I forgot to throw out, one sock, and bottle caps into it like she's building a case against me. Not eating any of it, just curating. Every evening I do a tiny raid and remove contraband.

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Minji Kim · 11 likes

This is very normal kitten dragon behavior. Tiny hoard, big feelings.

Tola Ibrahim · 1 likes

A case against me 😂

Noah Miller · 1 likes

My first cat made a shrine out of milk jug rings and shame.

Sofía Hernández · 15 likes

yeah good call, twist ties are banned now after tonight's raid

Ananya Rao · 2 likes

Excellent. their judgment cannot be trusted.

Irene López · 0 likes

Please be careful with twist ties though. Those scare me more than the sock.