Cats · by Grace Parker · 2026-09-19

best category for cat names, settle this in my house

We're making a shortlist for a new kitten coming home next month and somehow this turned into a six-day family argument.

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Old-person names because nothing beats a kitten called Linda.

Mythology names are good if you can commit to yelling them across the apartment at 2am.

this is the anti-Athena argument my brother keeps making

Tiny joke names. I met a cat named Stapler once and still think about him.

Food names until I die.