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Cats · by Rohan Mehta · 2026-09-20

best cat coworker status: lap heater, keyboard sitter, meeting yeller, receipt shredder

Choose your fighter.

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Maya Williams · 7 likes

Receipt shredder because at least that one feels collaborative.

Leila Karimi · 6 likes

Keyboard sitter people are lying to themselves. That role tanks productivity.

Noah Miller · 3 likes

Meeting yeller if you work with normal people. Keyboard sitter if you work with designers who call it cute.

Elif Yılmaz · 2 likes

Lap heater in winter, meeting yeller in summer.