Cats · by Urban Baker · 2026-09-20

maine coon on a harness outside = giant traffic cone with opinions

I imagined elegant woodland strolls. What I got was ten minutes of planted feet, suspicious sniffing, then one dramatic flop in the grass like he was shot by a tiny invisible hunter. Do big fluffy dudes eventually figure out walking?

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Cozy Atlas · 8 likes

At least outside flops are softer than apartment flops.

Urban Baker · 0 likes

He looked at me like I'd invented gravity personally.

Ananya Rao · 4 likes

Cats don't walk with you so much as negotiate with the air

Silver Mango · 3 likes

They do, but first they must complete the ceremonial flop.

Kabir Khan · 3 likes

Start inside. hallway laps count.

Rizky Pratama · 1 likes

My maine coon took three weeks to move more than three feet in a harness.