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Dogs · by Rapid Orbit · 2026-09-23

photo apology from the boxer whose tennis ball manners are still under review

photo apology from the boxer whose tennis ball manners are still under review
Took Moose to the dog park early thinking it'd be chill. He found a tennis ball, forgot every social skill he'd ever practiced, and did that rude boxer bounce in front of two other dogs for ten minutes. Nobody got hurt, I intervened fast, but I came home feeling like I'd brought the class clown to jury duty.

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Priya Nair · 5 likes

The rude boxer bounce is real and impossible to describe to non-boxer people.

Mara Fischer · 2 likes

Balls at the dog park are chaos accelerants. I stopped bringing them completely.

Anna Gruber · 2 likes

Honestly you intervened. That's already better than half the dog park stories I hear.

Maya Williams · 0 likes

Same. My dog is lovely until a tennis ball appears and then he's a finance bro.