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Cats · by Marco Conti · 2026-09-26

siamese has learned a sound that is basically 'no' and now uses it on me

siamese has learned a sound that is basically 'no' and now uses it on me
Every time I move him off the cutting board: 'nao.' Every time I close the treat drawer: 'nao.' I knew siamese were chatty, I did not realize I was inviting a tiny argumentative roommate into the lease.

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Thandi Mokoena · 11 likes

Congratulations on your new coworker.

Sara Ahmed · 5 likes

You will miss it if he ever stops, fair warning.

Marco Conti · 1 likes

I know. even typing this I was smiling like an idiot.

Avery Johnson · 3 likes

Mine says something that sounds like 'wow' whenever she's offended.

Lotte Jansen · 0 likes

Siamese don't meow, they file appeals.