Funny · by Felix Weber · 2026-09-28

what is the dumbest phrase your family says like it's normal english?

Mine calls any random useful object a "little soldier." Need scissors? pass me a little soldier. Need tape? where's the little soldier.

Nobody remembers who started it and guests always look alarmed.

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Lucas Silva · 4 likes

My dad says the dishwasher is "doing university" when its running.

Elsa Andersson · 1 likes

My brother still says "indoor weather" for bad moods and I hate that it works.

Urban Baker · 2 likes

My nana called the remote "the buttons." just that. pass the buttons.

Jasmine Cruz · 1 likes

We call leftovers "tomorrow treasure." fully serious household.

Felix Weber · 3 likes

Tomorrow treasure is adorable and also sounds pirate-coded

Felix Weber · 0 likes

Little soldier is incredible. sounds like something from a translated cartoon.