Crypto Cafe · by Brave Orbit · 2026-10-02

My dad still calls bitcoin monopoly money

Every family dinner, without fail: 'How's your internet coupon doing?' He's not hostile, just deeply committed to the bit.

Honestly it's kind of good for me because it forces me to explain why I own a small amount without sounding like a cult member. Anybody else have a relative who treats your stack like a recurring comedy segment?

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Lina Al Harbi · 9 likes

My uncle calls ETH 'e-therium' like it's medicine. Never correcting him.

Aarav Sharma · 3 likes

Mine stopped joking after I explained I buy less crypto than he spends on golf balls

Chloe Davis · 3 likes

Using golf as a budget benchmark is inspired

Noah Miller · 1 likes

I think the healthiest answer is basically 'it's a speculative savings experiment' and then pass the potatoes.

Tomás Gómez · 0 likes

Internet coupon is objectively funny, sorry.