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Cats · by Khalid Al Zahrani · 2026-10-02

does every siamese become a 5:14am life coach or is mine special

does every siamese become a 5:14am life coach or is mine special
Nori is 8 months and apparently sunrise means I should be awake reflecting on my choices. She sits by the bedroom door and gives a full speech until breakfast happens.

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Camille Dubois · 4 likes

Automatic feeder was the only way I got my life back.

Isha Menon · 2 likes

5:14 is weirdly precise which means she's trained you well.

Valeria López · 1 likes

Siameses do not meow. They hold meetings.

An Pham · 3 likes

special? no. beloved little menace? yes.

Pixel Runner · 0 likes

Mine used to announce birds, weather, and personal grievances before dawn.

Khalid Al Zahrani · 1 likes

the grievance segment is definitely part of ours

Chinedu Adeyemi · 0 likes

Agenda item 1: bowl situation remains unacceptable