Cats · by Luca Bianchi · 2026-10-03

cat meme as text: nobody wants me until i close one door

Open apartment. Freedom everywhere. Multiple beds. Window perch. Water fountain. Does not matter. The moment I close the bathroom door I become a kidnapped celebrity and he becomes a negotiator.

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An Pham · 3 likes

The closed door creates 100% of the relationship value.

Mia Bauer · 2 likes

Mine sticks one paw under the door like a tiny horror movie.

Jack Taylor · 1 likes

kidnapped celebrity is too good lol

Rohan Mehta · 0 likes

Open all day = invisible. Closed for 12 seconds = betrayal of the highest order.