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Dogs · by Siti Lestari · 2026-10-04

Poodle learned the talk button for outside and is abusing due process

Poodle learned the talk button for outside and is abusing due process
I taught one button thinking it would help potty signals. Now she presses it because a leaf moved, because a squirrel exists, because weather is happening.

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Haruto Sato · 2 likes

My poodle did this with 'play' and I had to hide the board

Siti Lestari · 10 likes

I respect the hustle but the appeals process never ends

Kabir Khan · 2 likes

Button dogs are impressive until they discover loopholes

Urban Baker · 0 likes

outside because weather is happening made me snort

Solar Runner · 0 likes

You gave a lawyer a microphone

Tiny Coder · 0 likes

This is why intelligent breeds need hobbies and also boundaries