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Dogs · by Cozy Noodle · 2026-10-05

What do you call the last bathroom walk of the night

Need to settle a household argument. We currently have bedtime pee, final potty, last outs, sleepy walk, and my personal favorite: the moon shift.

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Kabir Khan · 5 likes

Moon shift absolutely rules

Emma Tremblay · 7 likes

bedtime pee is utilitarian but lacks romance

Nusrat Akter · 2 likes

We say final outs because there are two dogs and one is always faking us out

Mariam Said · 0 likes

Night patrol if your dog insists on checking the fence first

Noah Campbell · 0 likes

Mine absolutely does a perimeter audit before peeing