Cats · by Camille Dubois · 2026-10-06

foster fail confession: he will only poop if somebody is nearby like emotional support staff

Rescued as a bottle baby, now ten months old and apparently convinced bathroom trips are a team sport. Medically fine. Perfect stool. Just deeply committed to not pooping alone. I have created a monster.

14 sparks · 5 comments

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Rizky Pratama · 20 likes

Mine screams until I come witness the event. solidarity.

Maya Williams · 17 likes

You did not create a monster, you created a little union worker who wants a witness.

Camille Dubois · 1 likes

He absolutely acts like he's documenting unsafe conditions.

Mariam Al Mansoori · 4 likes

The reverse privacy cat.

Budi Santoso · 1 likes

Bottle babies are strange in the most specific ways.