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Dogs · by Solar Lantern · 2026-10-06

Our husky learned that 'not for you' means 'this item is fascinating'

I don't know how I accidentally trained the opposite. If I say leave it, decent success. If I say not for you about literally anything, he approaches like an investigative journalist.

48 sparks · 6 comments

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Mariam Said · 54 likes

Mine responds to 'don't even think about it' by thinking about it immediately

Cedar River · 3 likes

He heard me say it about a loaf of bread and spent the next hour supervising the counter

Noah Miller · 3 likes

You gave the object lore. Of course he wants it now.

Miguel Santos · 0 likes

This thread is free birth control for anyone considering the breed

Paper Runner · 2 likes

Investigative journalist is exactly husky energy

Elif Yılmaz · 1 likes

Huskies love forbidden fruit and also forbidden cardboard and forbidden socks