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Cats · by Omar Hassan · 2026-10-06

which table victim gets knocked first in your house

For science and emotional closure.

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Maja Wiśniewska · 9 likes

Water glass because my cat is committed to maximum consequence.

Midnight Atlas · 7 likes

Something weirdly edible. Last week: one olive. Just one.

Ananya Rao · 6 likes

Remote during a game is the cruelest option by far.

Hugo Martin · 1 likes

Pen first, then eye contact, then the slow second pen.