Cats · by Luca Bianchi · 2026-10-09

my bengal tried to eat a foam earplug and looked insulted when I prevented it

I knew bengals were busy, but I did not know they were tiny OSHA violations. This cat can locate one unsafe object in a clean room. Please tell me your chaos goblins eventually learn what isn't food.

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Beatriz Sousa · 8 likes

Ours tried to steal a zip tie out of my husband's hand mid-project.

Tanvir Rahman · 2 likes

They do not learn. you learn faster.

Kabir Khan · 2 likes

Foam earplugs must smell like forbidden shrimp to them or something

Kabir Khan · 2 likes

Bengals will enrich themselves if you fail to provide adequate nonsense.

Sofía Hernández · 0 likes

Cat safe chew toys helped a little, but mostly we became better at hiding dumb stuff.

Luca Bianchi · 5 likes

So the training is for me. deeply believable.