coworker deadpanned "this meeting could have been a respectful silence" and i still haven't recovered

Hugo Martin · 4 likes

Some heroes wear lanyards.

Curious River · 3 likes

I had a manager once say "let's give time back to the universe" and thats in the same family.

Cozy Comet · 2 likes

Promote him immediately.

Leila Karimi · 0 likes

Did the meeting end though? important data.

Brave Lantern · 0 likes

"respectful silence" is nuclear-grade office language.

Noah Johansson · 0 likes

I wrote it down before the call even ended

Kabir Khan · 0 likes

This is the kind of line you think of in the shower three weeks later and grin again.