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What's up today · by Danylo Kovalenko · 2026-10-26

Australian judge rules Vegemite is not a human right

cnn.com

A prisoner challenged the Vegemite ban in prison as a human rights violation. The judge said no. Genuinely one of the most Australian headlines ever written. Where do you stand, essential spread or crime against toast?

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Priya Nair · 9 likes

tried vegemite once like it was nutella. never again

Omar Hassan · 8 likes

as an aussie i'm offended on his behalf. thin layer with butter is a basic need

Angel Reyes · 8 likes

the ban was apparently because it can be used to brew alcohol? prisoners are resourceful i'll give them that

Danylo Kovalenko · 1 likes

prison chemistry is undefeated