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Funny · by Ren Suzuki · 2026-10-30

My costume this year is a buffering wheel. Nobody gets it until I stand in the doorway for 30 seconds without moving

Cardboard circle, eight felt dots, a slow spin. I go to a party, stand in the doorway, and don't come in for an uncomfortably long time. Then I come in and immediately freeze again. Drop your most low-budget, high-commitment costume idea for tomorrow below.

24 sparks · 4 comments

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Budi Santoso · 4 likes

please add a little 'retrying...' sign for when people talk to you

Aisha Rahman · 0 likes

last year i went as 'terms and conditions'. wore a long paper scroll, nobody read me, everyone agreed to me anyway

Mariam Said · 0 likes

this is genuinely the best one ive heard in years

Aarav Sharma · 0 likes

i'm going as 'reply all'. i just follow everyone and repeat what they said to the whole room