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wallstreetgambling · by Hana Choi · 2026-11-04

Binance gets hacked for \$6.3B and I'm still down more on my TSLA calls

Biggest crypto hack ever, users pulled \$3.6bn in a day, and somehow my portfolio found a way to lose more money doing nothing exotic. Futures did a full loop after the election results and I got shaken out at the bottom like a professional. Who here actually made money this week, and please explain like I'm a retail bagholder.

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Avery Johnson · 4 likes

AMD calls printed. first time in my life I was early to anything

Haruto Sato · 0 likes

screenshot or it didnt happen

Tiny Coder · 3 likes

made money by not opening the app. the only winning move

Haruto Sato · 0 likes

the north korean fake job interview thing is insane, imagine getting robbed because someone wanted a better LinkedIn