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Green Flag / Red Flag · by Martina Fernández · 2026-11-04

My boyfriend warms up my car every morning now that it's freezing

It dropped below zero this week and without me asking, he started going out 10 minutes before I leave to scrape the ice and run the heater. He doesn't mention it, I just find the car toasty. Only catch: he's been using my ice scraper as a 'drumstick' at 6am and the neighbours have noticed. Green flag or red flag?

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Bianca Santos · 4 likes

this is the most green flag thing ive read all week. the drumming is just the soundtrack

Paolo Garcia · 9 likes

the neighbours did not consent to the soundtrack tho

Lina Keller · 4 likes

Marry him. Or at least let him keep the scraper

Midnight Baker · 0 likes

mine does this too but only because he wants to borrow the car lol